Government in Disarray as Alien Craft Lands on Washington Mall
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Emergency Congressional
meetings echo the frenzied fears of citizens everywhere.
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WASHINGTON (CNN) -- President Bush called an emergency session of
Congress as an alien landing throws the government into chaos Thursday.
The craft, approximately the size of a Boeing 747, still shows little
sign of activity, officials said, as the city of Washington D. C. evacuates
and the Army and Marine Corps enforce their positions around the Washington
Mall.
"One of the things that all Americans must keep in mind at this
time is to not panic. We are here to see that nothing adverse takes place
on behalf of the creatures within the aliens ship", Bush said in
a brief statement in an emergency broadcast Wednesday evening. "While
the intentions of the aliens are still not known, our military is primed
to protect the people of this great nation."
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A divided Congress met last evening and came to no clear resolutions
after seven straight hours of floor debate on issues such as citizen action
plans for possible scenarios or whether efforts to contact the craft occupants
or determine their condition should be made. One emergency bill passed
the Democrat-controlled Senate, granting some Constitutional protections
to the as of yet unseen aliens, which essentially grants rights of life,
liberty, and pursuit of happiness to the creatures.
"It's a dark day," lamented the bill's primary opponent, Rep.
J.C. Watts, R- Oklahoma. "A lot of convictions and a lot of hard
fighting on both sides, but I still believe with every ounce of my being
that we did not do the right thing today. It is premature to disallow
our protective armed forces from killing aliens they may deem hostile
without permission. We need to prepare for the worst and not hinder our
front lines with civil rights legislation for space aliens."
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Watts: "We need to prepare for the worst."
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If it gets through the House, the bill would mark a strategic shift for
the U.S. government, recognizing that non-human life forms, including
everyday house pets and parasitic insects, may be entitled to Constitutional
protections per the bill's current phrasing.
While a more formal and limited-scope bill is expected to supersede the
Senate-backed bill passed to the House today once more is learned about
occupants of the alien craft, the implications of the legislation are
powerful and far-reaching. Already the Internal Naturalization Service
(INS) has requested jurisdiction over the matter, citing that without
being properly documented citizens, the visitors from space are illegal
aliens and must be deported to their home world. President Bush has been
quoted as stating that the issue is clearly under the jurisdiction of
the Commander-in-Chief.
Wednesday's vote followed a two-hour delay after several protesting groups,
including Amnesty International, Society for the Prevention of Cruelty
to Animals (SPCA), and the Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) sieged Capitol Hill
demanding equal right protections for the aliens. Many Republicans have
sent clear messages to their respective districts that such measures are
premature until the foreigners' intentions are learned.
Rep. Trent Lott, R-Kentucky, said that the priorities of liberal civil
rights groups are misplaced, reminding Americans that, "we are still
unclear about many things: whether anything in the craft is alive, or
can be qualified as living, their weaponry capacity, and their intentions.
Without trying to sound paranoid, I must emphasize that civil rights issues
for aliens are not the most pressing topic in the current crisis. We need
answers before we can act."
But many Democrats and some liberal Republicans say the legislation passed
in the House last night are vital to establishing a positive relationship
with the aliens.
"The bill passed last night is not a civil rights bill. It has the
side effect of granting some civil rights to whatever creatures may be
alive in the craft, but our intention was simply to keep anxious military
commanders from prematurely launching an attack on the visitors",
said Majority Leader Tom Daschle, D-South Dakota.
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Daschle says he can't imagine the
aliens could have hostile intentions.
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"If the House approves this legislation this afternoon, no aggressive
or mortally defensive actions would be allowed against the creatures without
prior Congressional approval. We depend on our armed forces for protection,
yes; however, we don't want anyone getting an itchy trigger finger if
and when the aliens come out to greet us. Everything at this point is
speculation, but I can't imagine anything that has the technology to fly
to different planets across the great expanses of space to our planet
mean to harm us.
-- CNN Congressional Correspondent Sean McElroy contributed to this report.
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