Are you for real?
Furnetics is an established genetic research division of Sean McElroy Unlimited
and has authored research to and developed methods to improve the quality
of life through careful biochemical engineering. Prior to 1996 Furnetics was
known as Midwest Genetic Solutions. For over 23 years we have improved the
quality of life of thousands through our advances in drug research, gene therapy,
and our newer services such as Phenotype Renovations®.
While this serivce may seem so radical as to be fictional, it is only one
evolution in the broad array of technologies Furnetics has already developed.
We are very real.
Does Furnetics offer financing options?
While Furnetics strives to make our services available to all interested customers,
we do not offer financing options on our services. Payment for services is
required in full prior to rendering of services. We apologize that we cannot
offer grants, waivers, or discounts towards our services.
Is this safe?
Our Genetic Maintenance® and Genetic
Selection® services have met with extreme success over the years.
In the last five years we have a success rate of 92%, a satisfaction rate
of 90%, and a mortality rate of less than 1%. While we believe this is an
outstanding statistic given the nature of stress genetic re-engineering puts
on the human body, the US Food and Drug Administration is conducting clinical
trials of our services, much as new drugs to market go through, to determine
at the federal level that such services are indeed safe. We fully support
the effors of the FDA and are fully cooperating in this investigation.
Our Phenotype Renovations® service has
been extremely successful over the past two years. Years of computer genetic
structure modeling and animal testing has allowed us to carefully refine our
services to ensure maximum client safety at all times through the procedure.
We have a success rate of 96%, a satisfaction rate of 82%, and a mortality
rate of zero.
What about moral and ethical concerns regarding
the work you do? Aren't you "playing God"?
Simply put, if helping individuals reach their full potential through the
metered and careful use of science is "playing God", then many firms
engage in this behavior every day. Furnetics can only change the genetic make-up
and physical characteristics of a living person; we cannot change who they
really are. Consider our products a cosmetic service rather than an ethically-questionable
practice.
What if I'm not satisfied with a morphic transformation?
Can I get a refund or be changed back or to a different morphic type?
Choosing and committing to the radical changes that stem from the use of our
Phenotype Renovations® services are
not to be taken lightly. Interested candidates must complete a full spectrum
of physical diagnotic tests and psychological profiles to determine suitability
for these services. Over the course of at least 10 months, candidates must
meet with a Furnetics counselor every two weeks to discuss personal and social
issues associated with this service, prior to a transformation. We provide
no service to individuals who we cannot determine are ready to commit to the
end results. Because of the extensive planning and labor involved with each
client, we cannot offer refunds to unsatisfied customers. Similarly, we cannot
offer rebates towards a second transformation (nor do we ever recommend a
second transformation due to the physical limitations of the original human
body). Finally, candidates must understand that transformations are almost
certainly permanent due to a number of physical and technological limitations.
However, we hope you rest assured in the fact that we've never had a single
client ever actually ask us any of these questions after their successful
transformation.
What is the minimum age of a client to use your
Phenotype Renovations® service?
Furnetics has no set minimum age for clients, but we do require several
age-related biological factors to be present in clients before we can begin
tailoring a solution. Our service requires that all bone growth is complete
in an individual, which is marked by the fusion of the growing ends of bones.
This typically happens between the ages of 16 and 18. Our service also requires
the stabilization of certain hormones related to puberty, which happens between
ages 10 and 20 for females and ages 11 and 25 for males. Typically, clients
over the age of 21 are ideal candidates for our service, but only a comprehensive
physical examination can determine eligibility.
Are there any diseases or conditions that limit eligibility for
the Phenotype Renovations® service?
Yes. Our service is tested and known to be successful given very stringent physiological conditions of our clients. We have not performed extensive clinical trials of our various processes on condition matricies that represent certain chronic diseases and conditions, and therefore we cannot safely perform our services upon individuals with any of the following conditions:
Anemia, cirrhosis, diabetes (Type I or II), HIV/AIDS, hypertension, hypoglycemia, lukemia, lupus, menopause, penicillin allergy, thyroid/gland hormonal regulatory issues, and organ transplant recipients among others
Family histories of certain conditions, such as suicide, depression, cancer, and hypertension
Certain brain chemistry and mental conditions, including chemically-treated bipolar disorder, depression, and seasonal affective disorder
Some behavioral histories exclude clients from eligibility, such as history of illegal drug use, morbid obesity, and a history of recurring sexually-transmitted diseases.
However, some conditions can be overcome by the process, such as certain skeletal and muscular disorders and skin conditions. Only a comprehensive
physical examination can determine eligibility.
Still Have a Question?
Please use the most appropriate contact information for the nature of your
inquery.
For inqueries about Genetic Maintenance®
services, please contact one of our participating hospital partners who are
helping us test this life-saving service.
Our US Genetic Selection Services division is currently not accepting inqueries
as the FDA investigates the safety concerns. As soon as we have passed Phase
III clinical trials with the FDA, we will update our contact information for
our Genetic Selection® services.
For inqueries about Phenotype Renovations®,
including scheduling an informational seminar, please contact
us via e-mail. Please include your return contact information and the specific
Morphic service line about which you are inquiring.