Circa April 1998

Age 17

This dream is very fucked up. I seem to have many dreams like that, but this one takes the cake.

In the dream, I am a U.N. Ambassador to Iraq. Cute, isn't it? This took place during the period that the U.N. Weapons Inspection Team was being blocked from searching Iraq for biological weapons. In any case, I am called in to negotiate with Sadam Hussein by his special request to discuss terms for allow the Weapons Inspection Team to re-enter Baghdad.

After many hours, I had finally negotiated a treaty to allow the team to re-enter the country. Suddenly, Sadam reaches over and grabs my thigh and starts to commit indecent acts with me. That is when I wake up.